Due to a bunch of retards in elected office, the Michigan government was shut down for a few hours on.... I forget the day. It doesn't really matter. But the government was shut down because the legislature could not balance the budget which is constitutionally mandated. At the last minute Acting well after time was the up, to plug up the budget hole, our leaders have decided to raise our taxes. Yay! Income tax rate is increasing from 3.9% to 4.35% immediately --that is, with your next paycheck. The 6% sales tax is getting expanded to include services such as astrology readings, coin-operated machinery, house sitting, personal shopping, bathroom services (sorry Sen. Craig you might want to skip DTW), transit services, dating services, escort services (sorry Sen. Vitter you'll have to keep to LA and DC), balloon-o-grams, and--here's a shocker--skiing. Golf was conveniently left out of the expanded services list. Well, we wouldn't want to burden the old, rich, wh