Eat me.
"Is it me or do I smell like cheetos?" [sniff] "Yeah, you smell like cheetos. What'd ya do, spill 'em?" "No. I haven't had them in a long time." (So long, that I don't even remember the last time.) "Don't know what to tell you. It's not like you stink or anything." "Yeah, but if I'd have to smell like somthing edible, I wouldn't want it to be Cheetos." "What would you want it to be?" "Don't know. Something lickable." "I'm not going to the Lion's Den* with you." *It's an adult shop.