So Thursday arrives and he comes to my apartment. We set off for the beach and he is clearly not prepared. He doesn't have a towel which all good travelers know-you must never leave home without. He's wearing sneakers and socks--not good for walking in sand. We go anyways. We get there and he says, "so this is a great lake? Which one is it?" I swear he had to have seen my jaw drop. He's lived in the area for how long and he doesn't know what this big blue wet thing is?
Be warned locals... he works at one of the hospitals around here. As for me, I'm sticking to the Lakeland system. Just throwing that out there.
Bonus Points if you got the two book/movie references.