Let's see there was:
- A balancing/manipulation act involving blocks and juggling by a balding man.
- An altitude act involving a rope by a near naked woman.
- Animals (monkeys) jumping over hurdles.
- A balancing/manipulation act involving multiple platforms and juggling by the same balding man.
- An altitude act by near naked woman again using a swing.
- Animals (dogs) jumping over hurdles.
Act III: (slightly different):
- A balancing act staring the bald man's daughter on a unicycle.
- Hula Hoop performance by near naked woman's daughter.
- And a clown who insulted Michigan State making me want to jump the hurdles in order to throttle him.
Grand Finale: Two elephants sit and step on stools.
Who wants to ride an elephant?