Paris Hilton--[shakes head]

from: Tv.zap2it.com

I seriously thought about making a post earlier in the week when the news services reported that Paris Hilton’s cellphone had been hacked into. Private numbers of people such as Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Victoria Gotti were released onto the web. I enjoyed the thought that the Hollywood crowd was being…inconvenienced. Victoria Gotti said that her phone was ringing off the hook. Good things. I, unfortunately, tried to watch one episode of her show, “Growing Up Gotti,” and I couldn’t stand her or her kids. And Ashlee Simpson—she never gets a break. Time to go cry to her sister again. Finally, today on Drudge, we find out that she has another little hardcore clip of Fred Durst to share with the public. It’s just sad.

Someone, either a blogger or a fellow student, said that she reminded him of Big Bird. At certain angles with that nose, I can definitely see it. There is a thread on Pinoy Exchange asking whether she is “hot or not.” I think not. But it’s not because of her fuglish face, but because of how she acts. It makes me wonder if she can even operate on the same level as us common folk. I doubt her performance on the Simple Life is any real indication.

So what should we learn from Paris Hilton?

• Rich parents should keep their kids’ allowance at somewhere below the $40,000/year level.

• Don’t keep porn on your cell.

• In fact, just don’t tape yourself period.

• But if you do, make sure it’s high enough quality to satisfy perverts everywhere.