This is what my grandma said to me this evening:
"You're going straight to hell. It's as simple as that."
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Yikes.
So, did you counter with, "Well, since you're going to get there first, old woman, be sure to save me a seat,"?
Ah family. Always there to lend an encouraging word.
@QuakerJono: As much as I would like to, I don't think that I could say that to my Grandma. Plus, I know that as soon as I said it my uncle or my dad would put me into the ground in order to get a head start.
@TardisGirl: ...while stomping on your self-esteem.
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