"Is it me or do I smell like cheetos?"
[sniff] "Yeah, you smell like cheetos. What'd ya do, spill 'em?"
"No. I haven't had them in a long time." (So long, that I don't even remember the last time.)
"Don't know what to tell you. It's not like you stink or anything."
"Yeah, but if I'd have to smell like somthing edible, I wouldn't want it to be Cheetos."
"What would you want it to be?"
"Don't know. Something lickable."
"I'm not going to the Lion's Den* with you."
*It's an adult shop.
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4 comments:
If I smelled like something edible, I think I would want to smell like vanilla or peppermint. Nothing fruit flavored though.
If I smelled like something edible, I'd be scared I would go off.
@John: Heaven forbid people thinking of us as being a little fuity. *grin*
@Minge: Is that the same meaning as, "Sick a fork in me 'cause I'm done?"
I'm coming to David's Tangled Thoughts for all my dirty talk needs from now on.
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