Now that's a ransom.

I got this from Drew's site. Click here for the original link but I don't know how long it will be valid. So here's the article in its entirety:
Lawn ornament kidnapper warns: Pink heads may roll

CENTRALIA, Wash. -- Police received a report that six pink flamingo yard ornaments were kidnapped from a yard in Centralia.

The victim received a note from the kidnappers demanding that a ransom of ten candy bars be left in a mailbox.

Otherwise, the note says, pink heads will roll.

(Copyright 2005 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

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