Why am I wearing a denim jacket?

And why is it bleached?

Now, I have to say that I do not watch American Idol. I have seen two episodes. Just two. The very first episode of this season and one from a couple weeks ago (um, the Latin week one). Anyways, last night I had a dream that came out of nowhere. I was on American Idol. Just thinking about it makes me laugh but there I was in my dream rocking out with the group to some song by... I dunno... Tina Turner? It was an 80's song, I think, so that probably explains my costume. While everyone was singing, I try and dance with Melinda Doolittle. We're the only two who do. At the end of it, everyone is getting their criticism. I only remember what Paula said to me which was that I wasn't good and that I wasn't bad and that I need to step it up and act like a leading man. At then end of the taping and everyone was leaving, I went to the corner of the stage and crouched down, just sick with butterflies in my stomach. I was in the top six and I was nervous about going on. Melinda came down and comforted me, telling me that I could do it.

I don't watch American Idol, but I dream of it.