Thursday, November 10, 2011

We’ll just say it’s the first snow.

I knew, KNEW, I should have done my grocery shopping yesterday. I walked out of work and into the snowy night and all I could think was, “Damn. I’m gonna have to deal with fucktard drivers.” The snow wasn’t even sticking to the roads and I ended up getting stuck behind a pack of cars going 35mph in a 50mph zone. There was also some idiot that decided that turning lanes were to be avoided when covered with a thin layer of slush. Meanwhile down in Florida, my friend Mike is turning on the heat when the temp reached 70 degrees. I have ordered him to surrender his Midwestern Membership Card to the nearest snowbird.

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